Funny, sarcastic cartoon

So, tv stations produce tv shows. They generate revenue by selling time for ads that play during those shows. The purpose of ads are to get us to consume some product. In order to sell ads, tv stations must produce shows that we’ll watch so we’ll be paying attention when the ads come on. So, […]

Here’s a creepy horror comic from Korea. Its short, scroll down to the comic. http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31

Norwegian weather station on Jan Mayen Translation of the signboard: »Theory is when you understand everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but nobody understands why. On this station, we combine theory and practice in a way that nothing works and nobody understands why«

My guess is the person with the beep is hitting it randomly.  

Found here A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both […]

Apparently, the patriot/militia/III%/Kerodin/etc are now looking at an “Appalachian Redoubt”. They’re planning, scheming, organising and getting ready to create a Republic of Appalachia, they even have a facebook page. I have no respect for these jokers, I just hope they don’t drive property prices up.

Ostrander thinks he has a winter story, but I have a tale that will chill his Hoosier heart. Friday  7 march 2014 0500 I awoke with a petulant groan when the fan cut off. Little did I know that this would be the first inconvenience of the most boring  48 hours of my life. I […]

I just found this and thought it was funny.

I’m shocked! I can’t believe that Noah, the new Russell Crowe movie, is anything other than a literal retelling of the Bibical narrative! Who would have thought hollywood would do that! Seriously, though, who would have thought Hollywood would turn a thousand word story into an epic adventure drama that strictly adhered to the source […]

Ah, Africa, if you didn’t exist, racist comedians would have to invent you. Maybe they did, I don’t know. I once described Africa as cartoonishly violent, I thought it was hyperbole, but then Aimless Gromar mentioned this site. C’mon Africa, its getting hard to take you seriously anymore.      

Found here

So, I went to Arby’s drive-in window today, five roast beef sandwhiches, a curly fry with “cheese” sauce and a cherry turnover. I got my order and checked it quickly. I saw the turnover, I made sure the “cheese” sauce was there, it was right on top. There was a car behind me, so I […]

See, Big brother isn’t so evil! I got this email today:   ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON DC FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS J.EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001 Ref: FBI/DC/25/113/13/2014 http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/executives/director                  Your attention is needed immediately     We have been […]

Found these on a writing site, supposedly they’re culled from high school students’ writing. They’re as funny as a comedian who’s worked really hard at perfecting his timing would be if he focussed on topics that were relevant to his audience. Intentionally writing bad metaphors is as hard as a cup of pudding is soft. […]

My wife is watching some couponing show. The show follows obsessive couponers (mostly fat women) through the grocery store as they load their carts with junk food and laundry detergent and then use coupons to pay next to nothing. To be clear, my wife is watching a show about shopping.

Via Cracked. the Hathor Legacy On script writing and male leads: “The audience doesn’t want to listen to a bunch of women talking about whatever it is women talk about.” According to Hollywood, if two women came on screen and started talking, the target male audience’s brain would glaze over and assume the women were […]

Recently, a Russian gay activist was barred from participating in some gay conference and had a hissy fit in which he blamed the “Jewish Mafia”. Vox Day made a funny observation about it. “Let me see if I have this straight. It is now observably safer for an activist to criticize Vladimir Putin and the […]

VIA Knucklrdraggin.com

So, I go into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I absent mindedly grab my toothbrush and put some toothepaste on it from the small tube  on the counter. I thought it was odd that we were using a small tube instead of the regular size, but my wife had just cleaned the bathroom, maybe […]

Found these on El Borak’s Myopia, thought they were funny.  

Ammo is getting scarce!   This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. […]

I get a lot of traffic searching on beards. I don’t know why, but here’s my attempt to cash in!        

I have found the ancient origin of the “Crip Walk”.   Now, play them both, mute one and watch it with the other’s soundtrack.