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Category Archives: Dumb Shit
It may make women’s sports more interesting!
Funny, sarcastic cartoon
So, tv stations produce tv shows. They generate revenue by selling time for ads that play during those shows. The purpose of ads are to get us to consume some product. In order to sell ads, tv stations must produce shows that we’ll watch so we’ll be paying attention when the ads come on. So, […]
via Tony Hayers comment
Self determined, a la carte identity has become all the rage lately. Can men who claim to be women use women’s bathrooms? Are they in fact women? Does reality matter at all? The answer seems to be no. So, should I become an employer again, I would hire highly qualified straight, white men and have […]
I don’t do twitter, but somebody linked to some funny tweets from PaxDickinson and this one caught my eye: ‘In 2016 we’re focused on protecting “women”, which is currently defined as a group that excludes Sarah Palin but includes Bruce Jenner’
This should win some points with #BLM
Found on the interwebz
Via Peter Blood’s Comment First they came for the communists, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a communist. Then they came for the socialists, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a socialist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a trade unionist. Then […]
Found on intertubes
Here’s a creepy horror comic from Korea. Its short, scroll down to the comic. http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
Via Squirrel’s Nest
Norwegian weather station on Jan Mayen Translation of the signboard: »Theory is when you understand everything but nothing works. Practice is when everything works but nobody understands why. On this station, we combine theory and practice in a way that nothing works and nobody understands why«
My guess is the person with the beep is hitting it randomly.
I’m half expecting this to turn out to be one of those race hoaxes, but its hard to tell anymore. Via Amren Campus Reform A Georgetown University (GU) student who says he was mugged at gunpoint says he “can hardly blame” his assailants. Senior Oliver Friedfeld and his roommate were held at gunpoint and mugged […]
via SBPDL The rioters peaceful protesters in Ferguson have proposed new rules for police response to their burning and looting peaceful protesting. Here’s some funny ones: “2 Channels of communication will be established so that situations can be de-escalated if necessary.” Or, how about, no riot no escalation? 7 Police will wear only the attire […]
via TRS
Found here A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both […]
Apparently, the patriot/militia/III%/Kerodin/etc are now looking at an “Appalachian Redoubt”. They’re planning, scheming, organising and getting ready to create a Republic of Appalachia, they even have a facebook page. I have no respect for these jokers, I just hope they don’t drive property prices up.
Ostrander thinks he has a winter story, but I have a tale that will chill his Hoosier heart. Friday 7 march 2014 0500 I awoke with a petulant groan when the fan cut off. Little did I know that this would be the first inconvenience of the most boring 48 hours of my life. I […]
I just found this and thought it was funny.
I’m shocked! I can’t believe that Noah, the new Russell Crowe movie, is anything other than a literal retelling of the Bibical narrative! Who would have thought hollywood would do that! Seriously, though, who would have thought Hollywood would turn a thousand word story into an epic adventure drama that strictly adhered to the source […]
Ah, Africa, if you didn’t exist, racist comedians would have to invent you. Maybe they did, I don’t know. I once described Africa as cartoonishly violent, I thought it was hyperbole, but then Aimless Gromar mentioned this site. C’mon Africa, its getting hard to take you seriously anymore.
Found here
So, I went to Arby’s drive-in window today, five roast beef sandwhiches, a curly fry with “cheese” sauce and a cherry turnover. I got my order and checked it quickly. I saw the turnover, I made sure the “cheese” sauce was there, it was right on top. There was a car behind me, so I […]
See, Big brother isn’t so evil! I got this email today: ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONETARY CRIMES DIVISION FBI HEADQUARTERS WASHINGTON DC FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS J.EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001 Ref: FBI/DC/25/113/13/2014 http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/executives/director Your attention is needed immediately We have been […]
Found these on a writing site, supposedly they’re culled from high school students’ writing. They’re as funny as a comedian who’s worked really hard at perfecting his timing would be if he focussed on topics that were relevant to his audience. Intentionally writing bad metaphors is as hard as a cup of pudding is soft. […]
My wife is watching some couponing show. The show follows obsessive couponers (mostly fat women) through the grocery store as they load their carts with junk food and laundry detergent and then use coupons to pay next to nothing. To be clear, my wife is watching a show about shopping.
Via Cracked. the Hathor Legacy On script writing and male leads: “The audience doesn’t want to listen to a bunch of women talking about whatever it is women talk about.” According to Hollywood, if two women came on screen and started talking, the target male audience’s brain would glaze over and assume the women were […]
Via Sharia Unveiled Fox News “A Texas judge is facing accusations that he put a 15-year-old girl in harm’s way by forcing her to live with a rapist. The girl told Judge Terry Flenniken that she was abused by a convicted sex offender, who was also the boyfriend of her legal guardian.” I heard about […]
Recently, a Russian gay activist was barred from participating in some gay conference and had a hissy fit in which he blamed the “Jewish Mafia”. Vox Day made a funny observation about it. “Let me see if I have this straight. It is now observably safer for an activist to criticize Vladimir Putin and the […]
VIA Knucklrdraggin.com
So, I go into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I absent mindedly grab my toothbrush and put some toothepaste on it from the small tube on the counter. I thought it was odd that we were using a small tube instead of the regular size, but my wife had just cleaned the bathroom, maybe […]
Found these on El Borak’s Myopia, thought they were funny.
Ammo is getting scarce! This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. […]
I get a lot of traffic searching on beards. I don’t know why, but here’s my attempt to cash in!
I have found the ancient origin of the “Crip Walk”. Now, play them both, mute one and watch it with the other’s soundtrack.