Denominations

A man was walkin g across a bridge one day, and he saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So he
ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
“Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Well…are you religious or atheist?”
“Religious.”
“Me too! Are you Christian or something else?”
“Christian.”
“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?”
“Protestant.”
“Me too! Are you Presbyterian or Baptist?”
“Presbyterian!”
“Wow! Me too! Are youScottish Presbyterian or American convert?”
“Scottish!”
“Me too! Are you Scottish Presbyterian from the Pennsylvania immigration or Scottish Presbyterian
from the Carolina immigration?”
“Carolina immigration!”
“Me too! Are you Scottish Presbyterian Carolina immigration, Synod of South Carolina or Scottish
Presbyterian Carolina immigration, Synod of North Carolina?”
“Scottish Presbyterian Carolina immigration, Synod of South Carolina!”
The first man said, “Die, heretic,” and pushed him off the bridge
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